Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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