Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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