Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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