The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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