i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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