you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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