So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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