I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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