We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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