Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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