Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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