I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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