In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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