That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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