Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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