That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was like getting head from an anaconda
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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