to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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