How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Randomize
