im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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