scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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