Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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