so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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