So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Randomize
