did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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