you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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