That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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