Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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