its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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