i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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