Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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