I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
