If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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