alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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