return my video game
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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