yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
please come you make the beer taste better
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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