I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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