party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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