So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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