What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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