Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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