You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
we should paint friendship bongs
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