I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
PANTIES FOUND
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