is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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