Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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