Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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