you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
