hell yes lets make some ravioli
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The beer is more important than you right now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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