I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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