thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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