Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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