The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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