think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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