I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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