I hate all girls vehemently.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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