think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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