Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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