Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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